Wednesday, February 22, 2012

A Play on Words

I wish I knew who the author of the following is, because I'd like to congratulate them on seeing the "fun" in language usage and writing. Regardless, enjoy.

I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone. I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there. I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my friends, family and work. I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm not too much on physical activity anymore. I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit there too often. I've been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm. Sometimes I'm in Capable, and I go there more often as I'm getting older. One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenalin flowing and pumps up the old heart! At this age I need all the stimuli I can get!


Mark said...

I like this!!! :)

JS said...

I was once in Decisive, but I'm not sure if I want to go back.

Trudy said...

I was hoping to spend some time in Conclusion, but my trip ended as soon as I got there.