Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Groan Along With Me

There is plenty going on in the world to cause us to groan mightily. A friend decided that she had had enough with groaning about world events and what is going on in Klal, so she sent me the following link. Her instructions? If we're going to groan let there at least be some humor in that groaning.

I present for your groaning delight the world's best knock knock jokes.

Just as a sample to prime that groaning:

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Delores who?
Delores my shepherd.

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase.


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

My young son took the microphone at my daughter's bas mitzvah and announced that he was going to tell a knock knock joke. I was praying that it wasn't a dirty knock knock joke.

Thankfully, it wasn't.

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Turnip who?
Turnip the heat, it's cold in here!

Come to think of it, that one is very seasonally appropriate.